JetStarFish is a Liar.

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Published 2024-07-22
finally the long awaited follow up on a video that's freshly out of date


Special thanks & shoutouts to:


‪@thehayze259‬ - i borrowed observations from her video

‪@GreenJab‬ - he made an ACTUALLY great video about improvements to minecraft

‪@peterka-gw8cm‬ - he helped with research and gave feedback on previews

‪@roennreeds‬ - music

‪@Silentroom‬ - the goat

‪@incompetech_kmac‬ - music

kensuke ushio - music

‪@EREnder‬ - intro music

‪@HorsedMusic‬ - music

‪@SparkBruh‬ - prompted me to even make this video in the first place


i didn’t have time to edit and upload the video of me reacting to his deleted comment, but when i do finish that i’ll link it right here!


CHAPTERS:

0:00 - intro

0:37 - Crime?

1:43 - Mild Dishonesty

6:42 - the LIES begin

11:22 - Outro

All Comments (21)
  • @GreenJab
    Thanks for the shout out. I remember when I first watched his vid, sure there were a few ideas I somewhat agreed with (mainly the ones near the end of the video I had already touched on), there was still a lot of "that's not true", "that's dishonest" and of course "that's against Eula" if you don't include "literally none of these jokes landed well." I originally was trying to give credit for trying to propose solutions as so many other videos just complained about the problems, but the more I thought about it the more I couldn't endorse solutions built off lies. Nice vid going through more of his vid and pointing out errors for others to see. I'm currently working on part 3 (finale) to the series and my own mod which will be available for free day 1.
  • @Slevon8
    He just wants to play a demented and mutilated version of Terraria.
  • @doctorjay8673
    3:25 "When every biome is functionally the same" (shows five very diverse biomes)
  • @DrunkenFlower28
    Man, having a house is a problem? Guess I gotta start tearing mine down. Goodbye, walls, I live in the wilderness now.
  • JetStarFish: "The ancient city is a late game area and you can only explore it with an enchanted diamond set" Me with half an iron set, a damaged shield, a pair of scissors and a dream: Skill issue
  • @Halfendymion
    I thought of something that seems important. Minecraft is sort of a sandbox survival. It can do pvp and minigames and pixel art and bosses and progression and exploration and factory farming and city building and villager enslavement and complex machines, but it doesn't really lean too hard in any particular direction. This play-how-you-want nature means many different people play it for many different reasons. Clearly Jet plays it for exploration and progression, but Minecraft doesn't have those features to the degree that he desires. It seems he'd rather have the game be more like Terraria. He views this as an objective issue with Minecraft as a whole and doesn't realize that that's just not the game Minecraft is. This isn't a defense of his actions or anything. His manipulative framing of non-issues to sell a potentially illegal subscription service to his own fans is vile. He's creating a problem and selling the solution.
  • @Respear
    next time jetsrafish makes a skibidi toilet mod and says it's exactly what Minecraft needs
  • the copper bulb was revolutionary until mojang decided to remove functionality so that it would be more like existing components in a way that it did not need to be and more specifically SHOULDN'T be
  • @angelmagana7375
    One thing he said that pissed me off about his exploration video is called 90% of the community aka builders, cowards. Jetstarfish is already way to desperate to make minecraft into an RPG or a glorified 3D version of terraria. ITS A F*CKING SANDBOX NOT AN RPG.
  • @bruhnoname33
    "when every biome is functionally the same" shows the badlands
  • @VivianGMD
    bro the editing, sound effects and music have been getting better each video
  • @IndigoMC1
    $8 a month for a goofy ahh mod. WTH BRU
  • @MatthewKargo
    5:30 I am willing to bet jet star fish take ONE look at terraria shops changing as the game progresses and put it in Minecraft. The thing is, Minecraft and Terraria progression is really, really, really, REALLY DIFFERENT. Both are executed almost perfectly, Minecraft lets you go do anything anytime you want, want to fight ender dragon with bare hands? sure, going into ancient city with leather armor? sure. Terraria on the other hands lets you have some freedom to progression but not fully beating the moon lord as your first boss. You would first need to beat wall of flesh, then beat the mechs, plantera and golem. Then beat the lunatic cultist, defeat the pillars and the impending doom is approaching. It's not like you're not allowed to beat moon lord with a spesific weapon (in fact someone beat the game with LAWNMOWER only). But what the game does is requiring you to beat certain bosses to beat the game, making sure you're (somewhat) have the powers to beat the boss. Both games are like this because the games are different. To put it simply, Minecraft is SANDBOX rpg and terraria is sandbox RPG
  • @Nicky654a
    His video really comes off as a video that people put in the background and aren't fully paying attention to how ridiculous it sounds because they are busy doing something else
  • @OnePoundBird
    i think some points are actually decent like the copper powered rails or a few other biomes having some more ore gen, but its all stained by the mod ad smh
  • @KeenanFr
    why does nobody mention he said enchanted golden apples are useless
  • @chapstixx
    block game youtubers slipping gd into their videos is my favorite gender