Trying to find the worst horror movie

More like trying to make the worst YouTube video

The most unrealistic part of Dream Home is that Black couple would NEVER be that adamant about keeping a house that a random white guy could just walk into and then was super creepy about.

i actually remember seeing Bats in the theater and for the first like 10 mins the film was upside down and everyone just assumed it was a stylistic choice because of the subject matter lol

the first movie being named theres someone inside your house and having nothing to do with a house and then the second one being named bats and ONLY being about bats is so fucking funny to me

I like how in "Bats," they had to redesign the bats to look like horrible winged goblins, bc actual bats are predominantly pretty dadgum cute.

To be fair, if somebody monologued about the house I was looking at like that weird guy did, my response would probably also be “okay, thanks man.”

The best characters arcs are built on internal conflicts we all struggle with. Greed vs selflessness. Courage vs fear. Being afraid of bats vs working exclusively with bats. Timeless stories we can all learn from

Not even joking, that last director taught me my film class in high school. He always talked about producing movies and we looked him up on IMDB and were shocked to say the least

i really want a horror movie where the protagonists want to buy a house and instead of telling them how dangerous and haunted the house is, the neighbours keep praising the house and talking about how perfect it is. this goes on until it starts to get unsettling because even people who have never seen the house or set foot inside it keeps talking about how it's the ultimate dream house and how it will drastically improve the lives of the people who are buying it.

just for the fact that they so faithfully delivered on the title of the film, I'd give bats a full seal of approval. I mean what more can you expect from it? It didn't promise to be a good movie, but it did promise bats.

"This is no ordinary house. In many ways, it's like any other old house." Great writing.

To be fair to Jimmy, one of my roommates LOVES entomology and could tell you everything there is to know about solitary bees, but she absolutely hates touching insects and is creeped out by them.

"doesn't like bats and yet chose a career path entirely devoted to them" bruce wayne sweating

It's amazing how each subsequent movie made the previous one look so coherent

21:19 I’m absolutely in love with this exchange, how the random woman is both telling the main character absolutely everything about what’s happened/will happen in excruciating detail while also providing absolutely no information. It’s like the horror movie version of trying to fake your way through a book report for a book you didn’t read.

I’ve seen “ai generated” be used to describe things that are bad but Dream Homes script managed to do the “ talk in circles whine saying absolutely nothing” that ai does perfectly it’s kinda impressive

I instantly recognized “there’s someone inside your house” because of the egg timer, but that was one of the only things they kept the same. It seems like some characters were the same, and they kept the fact that the climax took place in a corn maze, but so much of it was changed that it became a different story. They didn’t keep the victims the same, they changed the killer’s identity and motive, they changed the protagonist’s traumatic past, and they changed the big climax (the corn maze wasn’t on fire, for one). The original killer’s motive wasn’t “people who have secrets,” it was “people who were going to leave the small town he lives in.” The first victim was a girl who was a talented actress who would probably head off to Broadway. iirc a few of the other victims were a religious kid who was going to go on a mission trip, a girl who got into a prestigious college, the protagonist because she probably wouldn’t be here for long and was an “outsider,” a football star who was going to get scouted, and so on. The protagonist cut her friend’s hair off and let her wander into the water, where she almost drowned… it had nothing to do with fire. The killer’s identity was also known well before the climax at the corn maze. I can’t tell from this how many other things they changed, but I don’t have high expectations. No wonder the movie was so incoherent and contradictory… they changed random elements of the book to the point where it’s an entirely different story.

I love how they keep insisting that the 75 year old house is Victorian like hello history is calling you

pioneering a new movie ranking system based solely on how much the title of the movie exists in the actual film, with bats sitting firmly at the top

Them forgetting to edit the “cut” out had me busting a gut lol