The Worst Attempt to Criticise Avengers: Endgame Ever

How to make a good criticism of a movie: Step 1: Watch the movie

Everybody knows that villains attack the earth every five years It’s like the olympics

I love how they nitpicked that a movie disobeyed the laws of time travel according to another movie in an entirely different franchise

“They never said anything about a young avengers theory” That’s like saying “You never gave me the 5 bucks you didn’t owe me”

Here's my thing Hawkeye literally explains why he's going on this killing spree it's because he feels sickened by the fact that innocent people and his own family died when powerful crime bosses and other Dirtbag scum were spared

Ya know what's funny, the movie literally joked about the silliness of applying movie rules to time travel TWICE.

Does no one remember Hawkeye and Black Widow where described as a "pair of Master Assassins" and that Hawkeye was sent by SHIELD to kill Widow? Why is him being Ronin so hard to grasp for people?

*It should've been a wave because that symbolizes how Thanos is waving goodbye to the half the universe's population. *It should've been the facepalm because the facepalm symbolizes how he's metaphorically smacking the universe in the face by cutting its population in half. *It should've been him stroking his chin because that symbolizes how he has been thinking of this and planning it for years. *It should've been the dab because the dab is where you dance by throwing your arms around carefully very near your face and that symbolizes how Thanos is careful with his plans. *It should've been a clap because a clap is a sign of praise and it symbolizes how Thanos would be praising himself for killing half of the universe's population. #madeupsymbolismfortheGauntletshandgesturethatitrequiresforyourwish

"There's problems with Endgame" Me: Well, there's problems with every movie. The time travel bit... "First Item: Thanos would never tell Nebula his retirement plan." Me: Wait, what?

Saying that Thor wouldn't cut off Thanos's head is basically admitting you didnt understand his entire story arc through the MCU.

Half of these feel like they were written by 14 year old Tumblr users. "I built up this entire fake canon in my head, and I'm upset that this character doesn't exactly live up to my fake headcanon. If my favorite character has any faults, trauma, or any problematic behavior, it must be a plothole because "random character" would never do that!"

“Captain Marvel left us underwhelmed, she only exists as backup” Captain Marvel: destroys an entire spaceship single handedly

"I made a list of things that don't make sense in Avengers: Endgame." "How many on the list?" "14,000,605." "How many did you get right?" "One."

"The rules of time travel in this movie are different than the rules for a completely different show therefore its bad"

I can argue against Clint Barton having an orange couch and I will. His house and it’s decor is predominantly made up of natural colours, as well his outfits both civilian and work gear is most comprised of darker tones. Thus, inferring his probable personal tastes, I believe that it would be unlikely that Hawkeye would have an orange couch instead of a black couch.

the reason why captain marvel had little screen time in the movie was basically because they didn't want one new character to swoop in and take all the credit for defeating thanos. Instead, they let the actual bigger characters do most of the work.

Making fun of screen rant. Super easy barely an inconvenience.

Thanos, established to be a sentimental person, talks about his feelings with his daughter. ...What a plothole!

Avengers (first movie) with Clint: Win Avengers in age of Ultron with Clint: Win Avengers in Infinity War without Clint: Lose Avengers in Endgame with Clint: Win I mean, he must be really important, right?

Finally acting selfishly is the culmination of Steve's arc. He had to learn from Tony that it's okay to have a life...