The Crypto Scamming Pastor

@SketchySquirrel 3ヶ月前

He was told that he should 'pray for people' but he heard he should 'prey on people'

@pawsonalpetcare 3ヶ月前

Funny how he missed the court hearing. Misshearing is what got him into the whole mess in the first place.

@samb.8134 3ヶ月前

"I misheard God" is the new "The Devil made me do it".

@drunkhyena 3ヶ月前

As it says in the bible, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God (but I'll make an exception for Eli and his INDXcoin)"

@heavenwaits 3ヶ月前

“is he running from some previous con?” YES!!! DANNY PLEASE LOOK INTO IT, he fully admits in interviews he used to be a really high level car thief and forger and went to prison for it!

@jitenyasu 3ヶ月前

Bro straight up confusing his gambling impulses for divine intervention

@rockygroves4154 3ヶ月前

Him blaming God is giving "the woman YOU give me forced me to eat the apple" energy

@idriscross5658 3ヶ月前

As a Christian, saying God told me im allowed to do things is my favorite joke. “God says im allowed to lie” “God says im allowed to commit tax evasion”

@mekenna6214 3ヶ月前

as someone who grew up in the Mormon church i can assure you that “Prophet” and “Profit” get mixed up ALL the time

@rylierourke4031 3ヶ月前

im gonna start using this as an excuse for every mistake i make. " I just misheard god :("

@rivermichael4357 3ヶ月前

"So it's like a Ponzi Scheme..." congrats, Danny! You have just accurately described the entirety of crypto and NFTs!!

@enigmadrath1780 3ヶ月前

I will never forget the time I was staying with my aunt and she took me with her to her church and pastor was up there, in a tailored suit and designer sunglasses which he never took off, telling the congregation that they were being selfish because the church hadn't received as many gifts that month as they had the month before. Man was up there sounding like Dudley Dursley, and yet my aunt then took me into town to buy pastor an expensive handkerchief. This shit is rampant in black churches 😵‍💫

@pezzable 3ヶ月前

"love thy neighbor" "scam thy neighbor?" "what no" "whoopsies too late"

@butterfly_walk 3ヶ月前

As a christian, I hate it when I mishear God and accidentally orchestrate a cryptocurrency scam 😔 Edit: To the few people making fun of christianity and insulting people for being christian in my replies, let’s please respect each other’s beliefs. Nobody deserves to be disrespected and told their religion is a “fairy tale”, let’s love one another and not break each other down. It’s not many people but I figured it warranted being called out.

@Belelelekake 3ヶ月前

“We were sowing all this money” is such a gross statement. What a scumbag

@mythman3008 3ヶ月前

“To sow your seed” is evangelist talk for pay per blessing or give your money plant it so it can grow into a bigger amount. You hear it all the time with these mega church pastors. It really is sickening