You Don't Own Life | Ep. 119 — Lifeline
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Published 2024-07-21
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Today, we're discussing the phrase "behave", technique for blowing your nose, toughing it out with pet adoption, the Nike panda Dunk, and dealing with people who
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0:00 Crappings
9:06 Pet adoption
13:41 Moving and getting settled
20:31 "Behave"
23:58 Panda dunk
36:03 Nose-blowing technique
39:11 Humor compulsion
44:04 Insurance spin-moves
49:45 Dog encroach
All Comments (21)
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Have you experienced luxury? patreon.com/lifelineluxury
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The close up on Chris's finger when he pointed it is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
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Chris' hair is a 10 today
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I love fast forwarding through all of Chris’ dates and promos
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CHRIS!!! YOU ARE HAVING A 10/10 HAIR DAY THIS EPISODE MY G!!! 💁🏻♂️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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The dog bit at the end 😂
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These bots are creepin me out
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SUNDAY IS FOR LIFELINE AHHHH'YESSS!!!!
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“Never volunteer for anything.” Is such a grandpa thing to say and absolutely hilarious
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Yyyeeessss dude! Sunday is complete!
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The pooch in the first vid sitting there listening to the whole thing f'ing got me. Best submission ever.
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For the guy with the neighbors dog problem… year round pop out Halloween decorations! Preferably quiet ones lol
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This is the first time I have EVER seen Chris’ hair actually look good. TEN! FUCKING TEN!
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It's cool to see that Chris had Butters made into a new wig
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Also, we say the "name it after me" here in Missouri. We also say, "Be good, or good at it!". Like be bad at it and get caught, lol. Or be good at it, and you won't get caught. SHOW-ME STATE BABIEEE!!! Love yall, thanks Matt and Chris!
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CARLO RENNER DUUUUUUUDE. CAR LOREN DUUUUUDE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, SO FUNNY
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32:20 yaay matt
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DUDE. My boss just said “be careful, and if you’re not just make it after me!” I was like “haha.. okay!” I had no clue. I had never heard it before. This is insane lmfao.
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In Lifeline we trust
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I bet chris falls in LOVE with Duluth, Minnesota