I Wore 5-Toe High Heels For A Week

HELLO FRIENDS!! the ugly fashion series is BACK! so sorry for the delay in uploading, we're just trying to get our operations situated in our new spot! hopefully there will not be quite so long a wait for the next video :) quick note -- I did include some pre-2020 footage, so anything you see inside of me in a store is from before 2020! also, we made sure to take any sans-mask shots in very isolated areas. captions are on their way -- should be up by tonight! hope you guys enjoy the video -- what do you think of these bad boys? xoxo, saf

i feel like whoever is the creative director at Balenciaga actually hates haute couture and/or rich people and is trolling everyone

Respect to Safiya for developing seven distinct yet almost completely black outfits here. Very consistent.

I love how supportive her husband is, like through everything, the emotion is always there.

does anyone else rewatch her videos to fall asleep?? i literally feel so relaxed listening to her talk 😌

Honestly, the shoes don't look bad from a distance.. it's when you get up close and see the toes that they become nightmare fuel.

Hi this is Tyler, and I am still scared of the shoes

The problem with these is that the very concept of high heels is opposite to "5 toe" shoes. 5 toe shoes are all about being ergonomic and comfortable and don't care that they look dumb, but the very purpose of high heels is to look good at the cost of being uncomfortable.

Tyler’s character growth is just learning more about high school musical and the channel will end when he knows everything.

Those shoes look like they’re from an animated movie where the animators decided to make the female deer/horse/hoofed animal sexy so we know they’re female

I feel like Safiya is the only content creator who can make a genuinely entertaining 30 minute video exclusively about a single pair of ugly shoes

As a wheelchair user you now have gotten the closest it is possible to get to my feelings on uneven surfaces without actually using wheels. Cobble stones are perhaps my greatest nemesis. Gravel is surprisingly fine, especially if I have my “dancing shoes” ie frog legs on.

Me: “Oh, kinda cute skirt.” Saf: “Also it has pockets * Me: “I NEED IT”

I don’t know if anyone will even see this comment but I very much appreciate safiya enunciating her words one by one. it’s so clear! it makes non-native english speakers like me truly understand her words. I hope she does not feel insecure or whatnot because the way she pronounces something can really help someone in learning english.

imagine sitting down at a giant table with a ton of rich businessmen and one of them just saying “you know what the world needs? separated toe heels.”

For some reason you on the hike kept giving me Hunger Games vibes. These are definitely shoes that everyone in The Capital would wear and the non heeled version would be what they sent the tributes out in. Yup. I’m a nerd. 🤓 📚

I know they’ll never see this comment by Saf & Tyler have somehow managed to stay interesting, funny, unproblematic, & genuine through all of their success. It is refreshing to see the way they interact with one another… like you just know that they are genuine and also that they act like this even when the camera is turned off... & I freaking love it 😂❤

ok but is no one gonna talk about how she actually looks so good in all these outfits?

Ok I actually unironically loved that day 2 outfit. The asymmetrical blazer is fantastic and the shoes just really set off the “weird” vibes for me. Like the shoes make it feel like you’re really owning the weirdness rather than just choosing a weird statement jacket and everything else is conventional

Safiya, as always, your commitment to fully trying out a trend is astonishing-- major kudos to you! Ngl the "full digited" outfit gives me vibes of that spider-creature the Harkonens created in Dune 😅