Ranking Every JoJo's Stand | Parts 3 - 8 | What's Best for the Average Joe?

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Published 2022-03-26
We're going through every single stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and slapping them into a Tier List. Ranking them by which would be best for your everyday life.

I very quickly learnt that a lot of stands are purely based around combat, particularly the Stardust Crusader stands, but theres still a large pool of amazing stands to choose from. If Araki could grant me any one stand... well I've got about 3 that take the top spot for me. And a lot more that I really wouldn't want at all!


Timestamps:
Intro 0:00
Stardust Crusaders 1:45
Diamond is Unbreakable 17:43
Vento Aureo 29:49
Halfway intermission 42:24
Stone Ocean 44:04
Steel Ball Run 58:21
JoJolion 1:11:54
Final Thoughts 1:25:52
Outro 1:29:25

Cheer, Cheer.

All Comments (21)
  • @johncalhoun7769
    Chilli pepper in D tier is criminal. Instant teleportation anywhere where there's power lines is incredibly useful in everyday life.
  • @DRCx_
    The fact that he confused ACT 1 Echoes with Okuyasu’s dad Is hilarious to me
  • One thing you forgot about death 13 is that it can heal people in dreams which heals them in real life as seen with kakyoin
  • @terratherat
    I would like to mention the fact that Part 4 Killer Queen (dunno about Part 8 KQ) does not just control explosions, it completely destroys things. When it destroys something, it is completely and fully destroyed, as seen with Shigechi, there was not a single thing left of him besides a button on his shirt, so you could use it the same way as you mentioned Cream could be used. edit because I can't type lmao
  • @aiofg7545
    Gold experience can also create body parts literally one of the best stand ability he can donate organs infinitely
  • @ZanathKariashi
    Harvest is the best and most general purpose stand a normal person could ever need. Super Long range (the entire Morioh city limits AT MINIMUM, and probably longer range than even that), incredible versatility depending on how many Harvests you want to use for a task, ridiculous levels of multi-tasking capabilities. One of the strongest stands in the whole series if you HAD to fight (and were being extra cautious) (Josuke wasn't kidding when he said he genuinely terrified that someone actually managed to kill Shigechi as Harvest was no joke). Pretty much everything SP does sans time-stopping is available to Harvest as well. Surgery? It can do it. Need to move crap around? It can do it. (3 Harvests have similar strength to a full grown man, imagine what all 500 can do?). Wanna move around at super speed? Harvest can do it (and carry you while doing so, even over and over walls and up the sides of buildings). Pin-point injection of medicine? Harvest can do it. wanna get rich collecting every spare coin or lost dollar in a whole city? harvest can do it. Clean your whole house throughly? Harvest can do it. Cover you in armor? harvest can do it. Find missing persons or escaped fugitives as long as you've got a general idea of where they might be (since we don't know Harvest's exact range, just that it's at least the size of Morioh)? Harvest can do it. Long distance communication and coordination between multiple parties without the use of cell-phones. Harvest can do it. Leave one with each group. And if you're less than honest, it can do a hell of a lot more.
  • @brad5204
    So The Hand gets A tier for erasing things limited to the size of its hand but Killer Queen gets D tier for being able to erase basically anything it touches along with multiple other abilities?
  • Why is nobody talking about Yukakos hair being C tier. There are so many uses to it: - growing and styling your hair on command - keeping your hair out of your face when walking in the wind or swimming - you can control it to work as several small hands for delicate operations like soldering or sewing. - it's kinda gross but you could use it as a duster for hard to reach cracks like in your keyboard.
  • @SkullTheLegless
    Cheap trick is worse than just a please no, it’s easily a nuke. When someone sees your back and you die the stand transfers to the person who saw you. It’s ever spreading and only debilitating.
  • @HRIgnomious
    You forget that Hermit Purple basically turned Joesph into Spiderman at the end of Stardust Crusaders. Also there seemed to be plenty of other uses for spirit photography as well that don't require smashing camera's (e.g. using a tv or the dirt) that I'd say it's utility would put it above the other combat-oriented stands.
  • @holloway_two
    He gave the example of being able to rewind with Mandom if you said something stupid in a conversation or fell and made an ass of yourself. Mandom's ability rewinds time but doesn't erase the memories of anyone involved. Everyone still remembers what happened in the rewinded 6 seconds. Regardless, the stand is still a personal favorite of mine and highly useful.
  • @lamelime1
    I think we're underestimating stands with great range like hierophant green and stone free, having an invisible extension of your body like 50 metres away from you is a pretty useful ability
  • Enigma is absolutely S tier. He put a car in there, which also had more paper inside. You could probably carry almost anything around in your pocket.
  • love how he even gave an example of how not only could vanilla ice stand help other people but solve one of humanity's biggest problem still only gives it a tier
  • Man in the Mirror and Little Feet are both absolutely incredible for storage purposes, especially Man in the Mirror. Any Junk you don't need can be put inside the mirror, and it'll be easy to find later.
  • The snail transformation is specifically because of Weathers Trauma, if you dont have the trauma than its a non-issue
  • @WeeZ8420
    You could manipulate every casino or every technological mashine with hermit purple For me its S Tier because technologie only grows
  • @vivian9744
    Imagine having moody blues as a historian. Like sure you’ll be in the area for a while since it needs to rewind but it doesn’t seem to have a limit so a bunch of history mysteries could be solved by seeing what someone did during whatever event
  • @N.Maddox
    Hey Ah doesn't gives you infinite luck, it just cheers you up. Still SSS tier.
  • @justonyx6721
    Having the ability to drive up mountains and off-terrain seems like a relatively useful ability, at least to avoid traffic. Not to mention you could turn a subaru into a ferrari