Five Finger Death Punch "AfterLife" Review (Most Cringe Album of 2022?)

I remember about a decade ago I was at a show and overheard some people talking about FFDP. One of the women there explicitly said she would sell her soul to/for Ivan Moody… my heart goes out to her and hope she’s turned her life around lol

It's unfathomable to me how successful these guys are while I watch talented bands struggle.

Heavy music for people that watch the Grammys

As a young teen, I can say I liked 5FDP, which i quickly grew out of once I discovered bands like Cannibal Corpse and Immolation. Their music is not just trash, but the entire landfill of garbage.

Thank you for your sacrifice to bring us this review. Much love to you guys! Stay safe seek therapy if needed, mental health is important. Looking forward to the next one 💜🤘🏽

"This is their 9th album/hate crime" as a person who enjoys some five finger death punch that shit made me giggle like a little school girl 🤣🤣🤣

I was in my local record shop today and somebody's poor mother was in there picking this album up for their son.

I know you guys suffered a lot by getting through this whole record, but these negative reviews are so much fun to watch xD What band discography are you guys ranking next? \m/

Have y’all noticed the skulls on your table look like the skull on the afterlife cover?

I'll always have an interesting relationship with FFDP. In 2007 when I was 13, their debut album really opened my eyes to harsh vocals and heavier metal in general. Such potential. It really is a shame that they've become a parody of themselves. I do believe they're all pretty damn solid on their instruments! I've never even had a problem with Ivan Moody's voice. He's got a great, husky baritone and can be pretty versatile. It's his lyricism that has destroyed all of this band's integrity over the past 10 years... I can do without his big dumb mouthy meathead attitude and antics too. Dude's a serious clown. Though I still do find at least a handful of decent songs on each new record they drop if I feel like shutting my brain off and feeling like an angsty shithead for a few minutes... 🤷

How do we get in touch to have you guys review our music? We just finish collaboration with Tim Ripper Owens!

Well. Out of morbid curiosity, we YouTubed the album after watching your review. Around track 5, my wife went to another room to watch cartoons with my little boy. I survived to track 7 before I broke. I salute you guys for suffering through the entire thing. I just can't do it.

Hey guys! Actual FFDP fan here and I can fully agree with this review. It is sad to see how hard this band has fallen off even if they never were really that great of a band to begin with. I am on the subreddit and the album leaked back in June and all the fans were in pure shock at just how bad the album was and most saying they liked 4 songs at best. It’s blatantly obvious this band is horribly toxic and can’t stand being in the same room as each other and they are just trying to cash in till Ivan pulls some other shit because Sobriety clearly has not calmed him down.

Hey guys, thanks for this video. I’m in the hospital for vitamins and to rehydrate so the content really helps and keep me laughing. All is well though! On the mend. Just thank you guys from the bottom of my heart, without being able to mix music or watch reviews I would lose my goddamn mind in here. Peace! 🖤

Came here after your references in the Sleep Token review to relive this fun 😂

Oh man, I haven’t laughed so much in a while. I really was in tears during this review. Thank you for making my day. I have not heard a single note from this band. They just look like something I would never be into. After listening to you guys, I have a morbid curiosity to check them out 😬

Any thoughts on the brilliant new Five Finger Death Punch album?

I’m so sorry guys. I’ll send flowers to each of your families.

Ok, hear me out; Would you rather listen to AfterLife, OR listen to a Graveyard Classics record where SFU just covers songs from St. Anger, Illud Divinum Insanus, AND a FFDP song or 2 as a bonus?

I forgot to say in my first comment that you guys earned a sub, you got a great sense of humor and good chemistry. Keep doing what you're doing brothers! And nice maiden flag, up the irons 🤘