I used an A.I. to make videogame characters fight to the death

"called him every name in the book, including the dreaded 'idiot' " is such a raw line I can't believe it was made by an ai

I love the fact that the AI immediately regrets making Master Chief lose early, so it just slaps him as a cameo in the later fights

I like how one ai just wants peace, and the other ai just wants master chief.

43:52 Kirby calling Snake dumb for shooting himself at the end of his fight with Kratos was genius storytelling.

honestly the fact that literally the first person to die in the tournament kept coming back to life out of nowhere and still won on a technicality is fucking iconic

It is oddly disturbing that even AI knows how completely broken Kirby actually is. It's also 100% in character for Master Chief to just come back outta nowhere and pull a win out of his ass

32:32 "This is one of three events in Civilization VI that can be triggered without player interaction." im fucking CACKLING

Snake's character development. His sorrow from killing Kratos turned to madness as he ruthlessly killed Matt while maniacally laughing, to eventually his Insanity, personified as "Mr. Dream" while fighting Kirby. Truly one of the stories of all time.

Masterchief clearly losing at the end and then being declared the winner anyway was fucking perfect.

Kirby saying "nanomachines, son" is so fucking threatening and would likely cause all to surrender

I love how Kirby of all people turned into a psychopathic killer ripping off noses, burning people alive, and tearing apart Armstrong

9:16 In civilization, a world leader’s aggression level can be anywhere from 1-250, and Ghandi starts at 1, but when leaders develop democracy, their aggression level lowers by 2, putting Ghandi in the negatives, which end up looping around, so he instantly goes from a 1 to a 250, making him nuke everyone constantly.

I completely lost it when Kirby copied Armstrong. There's simply nothing quite like the thought of a pink puffball shouting "Nanomachines son!" in a cute Kirby voice.

I can't believe Kirby would call Snake the dreaded "idiot", I've been crying uncontrollably for hours at the thought of doing such a horrible thing.

The picture of kirby eating sonic whilst tails watched has disabled my ability to sleep soundly tonight

48:27 i love how the ai confused itself with the winner of the tournament with master chief coming out of no where “the winner is… master chief?”

things we learned: -Link can learn the hadookan which is seemingly sentient and a physical object -Ghandi has heat vision -Trevor from gta can go supersayain and it makes him suicidal -Matt wii sorts can kill sans with no effort -Solid snake can kill kratos with a bit of effort -Dwayne Johnson is a mutual friend of ghandi and the doomsayer -Ghandi and doomslayer are equally matched and in a never ending stalemate across countless timelines -Master chief constantly invades other peoples battles for no reason -Ghandi will be playable in the BotW dlc -Kirby can turn people into tiny pink puffballs -Kirby is a sick masochistic fuck (stop replying that I mixed up sadism and masochism I was just quoting doug) -Super sonic is a separate character from sonic and he is the leader of all superheroes (At this point the original comment stopped so I started editing in things people said in the replies cause why not, lets see how far it goes) -Kratos is a powerful philosophical mastermind that can make people question reality so much to the point where they commit suicide, even if he dies beforehand -Master chief has a better copy of himself, Master Chief 2.0 -Solid snake is good friends with Dream -Ghandi sold his soul to the Devil -Tails is a hedgehog and a girl -Somehow the AI managed to get the cops involved with the one black dude -Mr Bean apparently does the narration for documentaries -Kirby commited massive manslaughter -Tails deserves prizes for shooting sonic -Armstrong and kirby are pokemon -Doomguy can deflect a nuke with a chainsaw -Master Chief fucks with the final tournament and somehow wins -Dragon born has a button in place of his face that makes it harder for enemies to aim -both Ghandi and Doomguy are famous Indian personalitie

The best part is technically, Since Master Chief got knocked out instead of killed, He canonically had a reason to keep coming back.

"They must take each other's weapon and armor." Is honestly a funny mental image. Just Mario in armor way too damn big for him, and Master Chief stretching out Mario's fucking overalls and wearing the M hat.

I love how NovelAI is semi-logical stories, and InferKit is good, phases into nonsense, lol. “Hadoken attacks Ryu relentlessly!” “Link kills Ryu with Hadoken!”