Even Elves deserve love

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Published 2021-08-20

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  • OrK: " So we cool now?" Elf: "NO, not even close. In fact, call your friends! ALL OF THEM!!!"
  • Elves: "Finally experiencing the thrills of the flesh made me realize my true fear is the fragility and transience of life." Orc: "NGL, I think you're just in sage mode, bro."
  • @unib4324
    Man orcs are so gentle and disciplined no wonder people don't like eleves
  • @oddtomato1049
    Ork sacrificed some of his dignity to take the burden of viginity from his friend, but is trying to distance himself from her so she doesn't get too attached when he dies.
  • @BuriedFlame
    "Sorry. Was thinking about my fantasy sports team. Smoking leaves, was it?"
  • @dunmaglass6016
    The orc has the vibe of losing a bet to the elf and is just like "eeeeyup, happy to help. Now can I please go home, I have book club tomorrow"
  • I would’ve laughed my ass off if she glanced to the right and saw a skeleton that had been there for hundreds of years
  • Its like the old saying goes. "You give them 8 inches and they will want a mile"
  • My roommate walked by as she yelled that last part, stopped, and said, "new girlfriend?"
  • Ork: "Being an Ork is also harder than it looks. We have to be strong, resilient and combat ready anytime. Always be prepared to be challenged over our stuff or our wives. And being weak means to die."
  • Orc Guy: So what are we? Elf Chick: "We" are just getting started. Toot that ass up it's time for round 5.