Oh My God This Movie is the Worst

why does the girl have sharpie freckles

I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...

Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you literally a minute later Elliot: can i come on your family vacation? Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!

"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich

in the daddy scene I really thought he was gonna piss on his son

The actress playing the sister lITerAlLy TaLkS LIke ThIs

Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.

the fly on the actor's forehead when he says "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" honestly sells the scene

this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"

I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT

"You trying to turn me into a homo?" As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.

“Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains” Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol

I’m gonna establish a town called “Ydde”

So did holly's boyfriend choose her or the boys

Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell. This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.

Eddie: Do you think Joshua will A. Throw food in trash B. Spill juice on the food C. Move his frozen family D. Throw food out window Joshua: I pick option P

“I must do it I must do it” pisses - Joshua, a true hero😍😪🤚

For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why

"you can't piss on hospitality" is such a powerful line

Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?