I Tried The Strangest Official Stardew Valley Speedrun

“I didn’t realize the bachelorettes were adults”

"Marnie...the seizure warning was for you, because I'm about to knock your lights out." why are you lowkey getting funnier with every video

"I didn't think the bachelorets were considered adults"!? Hold up, seanie thought the farmer who was working for a company for years was marrying children?

“I didnt realize the bachelorettes were adults” Seb, Abby and Sam all have dialogue referring to having homework, its not a strange sentence with context guys 😭😭

the invention of speedruns like this tells me that the stardew community really, really needs to get their hands on hunted chocolatier soon. hiatus madness is setting in.

Doing the winter festival for wine is genius. I will admit there is a fine line between madness and genius.

Can’t wait for the BlaDe video where he knocks it put in 15 min

How does he play so much yet know so little

Imagine being Lewis and seeing someone move into the old rundown farm. You leave them a gift of 15 parsnips to start them off, and expect them to bring new prosperity to your town. Then they just sleep THE ENTIRE YEAR.

You can get an emerald from the Feast of the Winter Star too. Ultra RNG run: 1: sleep till Winter 1st. 2: Farm root harvests on beach. Goal is bat cave for artisan bundle, and enough to open bus. 3. Sleep till Feast of the Winter Star. Check cave for fruits. Attend festival. 4. Any adult, re-roll till you get emerald. 5. Sleep till you can turn in artisan bundle. 6. Turn in bundle, Keg any fruit, start building bus. 7. Next friday collect wine, buy cheese from Desert Trader. So RNG dependent. If you get supremely lucky this could end as soon as the first Friday in spring 2.

"You buy a cow and you milk him" I feel like milking the bull shouldn't work

“Pennys an adult?!” She’s literally Romancable and is a teacher she ain’t 12💀

Seanie: gives a rock as winter star gift Also Seanie: a muffin?! What a horrible gift!

Fun fact - 17:28 if you hold your pee long enough you can break your pain barrier around your bladder area - you know that “pain” sensation you get when you need to pee.. you can lose that ability. Of course when your body loses that feeling of when to pee the body can come up with alternative ways to tell you you need to pee- for example .. itchy gums :)

Inaccurate, speedrun doesn't require stealing any centuries old artifacts.

Seanie already has the voice of a fancy posh man

You deserve to get clowned on for thinking penny is a child bffr 😭

When I saw Vincent walking up for the gift exchange, I literally yelled 🤣🤣🤣

"I didn't think the bachelorettes were adults" WHAT IN THE HYUCK IS THIS

You know when seanie uploads its gonna be good or more chaotic than marnies and mayor lewis relationship