Oh My God This Movie is the Worst

I’ve been saying “YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY” with not a soul knowing that reference for years and now finally I can be vindicated for knowing that

I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...

Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.

Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you literally a minute later Elliot: can i come on your family vacation? Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!

why does the girl have sharpie freckles

in the daddy scene I really thought he was gonna piss on his son

"You trying to turn me into a homo?" As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.

"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich

I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT

For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why

the fly on the actor's forehead when he says "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" honestly sells the scene

Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell. This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.

this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"

Dude when he went to “tighten his belt to prevent hunger pains“ I dead ass thought he was going to Piss on his son

“Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains” Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol

Eddie: Do you think Joshua will A. Throw food in trash B. Spill juice on the food C. Move his frozen family D. Throw food out window Joshua: I pick option P

Plot twist, this is a movie about an emotionally abusive family & a child losing his grip on reality as a coping mechanism.

“What are you gonna do to me daddy?” “Tighten my belt loop to relieve hunger pains” that had me wheezing

okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts

Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?