Grown Man Watches *THE LITTLE MERMAID*
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The movie: has a whole song about how they are sisters in the beginning Dylan: THEY’RE SISTERS!!?!?!!?
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Dylan: decided Eric is the best prince Eugene/Flynn: "a horrible decision really"
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“Does he not remember how she looks?” Actually the film does this part cleverly. Because the sun was behind Ariel when Eric was waking up, her features look darker and the only thing he truly remembers is her voice. That’s why when Ursula disguises herself as a human woman, it’s a bit more believable that Vanessa is “the one” because she has dark hair with Ariel’s voice. I mean yeah, Eric is hypnotized so it wouldn’t matter at that point but still.
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I never understood why Ariel didn’t just communicate with Eric by writing out the situation, obviously she knew how to write her name on Ursulas contract. 🤔
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Dylan: I'm gonna watch little mermaid for the plot the plot: Ursula
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I'm still so confused bc Ariel was amazed by fork. Girl, your father has a trident, it's a giant fork, my God
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The original story of the little mermaid is sooooooo much darker. When she gets legs it feels like her fishtail is cut in two, every step hurts her like she walks on glass and she watches powerless as her prince falls in love and marries another woman. Instead of just returning to the sea, being a slave to the witch, her contract says that if she's unable to gain the prince's heart, she'll dissolve. Not just die, but dissolve into seafoam. Which happens at the end.
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Dylan: This is a judgement free zone! Also Dylan: fat shames a fish
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Dylan: “I remember the villain” Also Dylan: “Her name is... MeDRuKulA...
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I did not come here expecting to witness a man be sexually attracted to Ursula. Edit: Sorry, Medrucula
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no one: dylan: explaining his kink for ursula no one: dylan: getting hyped about under the sea when it finally comes on ursula: "don't forget your BODY LANGUAGE!" dylan: 🤔🥵🥵
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Alternate title for this video: Dylan simping for Ursula for 22 minutes straight
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Dylan's criteria for the perfect disney prince: 1. Loves dogs 2. Plays an instrument 3. Is a Prince
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Sebastian: That is a big mistake Dylan: biG miStaKe Sebastian: Look at the world around you Dylan: lOok at iT Sebastian: Right here on the ocean floor Dylan: oN tHe fLooR Sebastian: What more is you looking for Dylan: nOTHIIIIINg
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Knowing that Dylan had a crush on Ursula and not Ariel eliminates all stereotypes like damn yes makes us larger women feel better about ourselves that we don't have to be skinny to be loved!
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Dylan: what a vision Old man: iSn’T sHe a ViSiOn Dylan: A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H
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In Dylan’s brain, every song in “The Little Mermaid” is “Under The Sea”.
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Madrucula. Disney’s most iconic villain.
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I like the fact that he calls his friend and so calmly says “hi what is your Disney password.... I’m just trying to watch the Little Mermaid
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Everyone is like: Erik only want Ariel for her looks, cause he doesn’t get the chance to talk to her... But like Ariel fell in love without talking to him too 😂😭
