I Almost Died (3 times)

To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said: "and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."

I also have a story that I may have died from or something! So- when I was younger, like probably 7, I was tired but couldn't fall asleep and have always just kinda stared off at something when I can't sleep. So I decided to open my bedroom curtain and stare at the moon like always. Right outside my room was a strange man. He was walking, but then froze. He was maybe 3 feet away from my window, possibly even less. I could tell he was holding a weapon, but lighting was dim so I was unable to clearly make out what it was. I stared at him for quite some time, not breaking eye contact nor blinking(its a skill I somehow developed that just never disappeared). He kinda just looked scared. Looking back, he had literally no reason to be scared, as I was a child and he was an adult man holding a weapon. I may have just looked intimidating. Then again, I do have a guardian demonic angel woman who I only know actually exists because she helps me clean around the house and can move objects, so she may have been the reason for his fear. I probably should have screamed or something, but I was tired and it didn't register in my brain until way late. Anyways- I woke up the next morning and the realization hit me. I was freaked the fuck out but didn't say anything because he could have been a dream or just another ghost from the graveyard. Later that day, the sheriff comes knocking on our door and held up a mugshot of the man I had seen that night. Apparently, he was an escaped serial killer. Ha. I have still only told like 3 people irl about this instance to this day. And none of them believe me. So yeah; I came face to face with an escaped serial killer who was holding a weapon and came out unscathed. Still haven't figured out why he didn't just break into our home and kill me for seeing him, but hey, I'm alive now. Also I don't know if he ever got caught or not, seeing as I was 7 and nobody in our home keeps up with the news. Also, as for why I didn't speak up to the sheriff when he asked about it, I was very quiet and still am and barely spoke a word back then, also it was adult conversation so I didn't understand some of the words being used.

Bryson: *Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping* God: “I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”

Bryson: I almost died Brody: I almost died Swoosh: Nothing happens to me

Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...? Me: quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car

Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos

Bryson: i almost died 3 times Thanos: Impossible

Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?

My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for

Me: see title Me: mood me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck

Bryson’s animators: adds ears for some frames Everyone: k Me: panic attack

Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year

Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤

Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ BLOWS UP Me: That escalated quickly

Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. Edit Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

Who wants so much luck 🍀

I love your videos😊